VOL. XL · No. 1
The Family Chronicle
Priceless
A CELEBRATION DECADES IN THE MAKING — AND ALL ARE CORDIALLY INVITED
OUR CORRESPONDENT REPORTS
It is with the greatest of pleasure that we announce a gathering to mark a remarkable milestone. Years of laughter, patience and love — and a story that only gets better with the telling — will be toasted in the company of the people who lived it alongside us.
Guests are advised to arrive with an appetite, a favourite memory to share, and their dancing shoes. Full details of the day appear below. The management regrets that no speech may exceed the length of the buffet queue.
THE ORDER OF EVENTS
Seven o’clock · drinks on arrival
Eight o’clock · in the grand room
Nine o’clock · till late
Kindly reply by return of post — or, far more conveniently, right here.
Please reply for everyone in your party.
Submit your photographs for the record — the more, the merrier.
Add your snaps from the day for everyone to see.
Consult the register on arrival to find your place at dinner.
Enter your name to find your seat.
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